User:Totreliablesource

Hello there! I know that I cannot talk to you through your computer screen, so in a gesture of irritation politeness I shall act like I'm speaking to you in person. Now, onto what you came here to find out: Who am I? The answer is simple; I'm a hermit crab who is the emperor of Jupiter, and I have a habit of floating around space with a laptop to get away from my subjects. Just kidding! I'm just a human, like you (Note: if you aren't in the species Sapiens sapiens, genus Homo, then I am sorry for the comment after the comma). Anyways, I like ice cream, pandas, and long walks on the beach. Besides that, my favorite breakfast item is fried gerbils in a sauce made of dirty napkins. Goodbyee!