User:Tpants/Brent Schotl

Brent Schotl was born to migrant workers sometime between 1983 and 1994. Unable to provide for him, his mother Lulu abandoned him in the back of a truck at a truck stop in Texas. The truck left the truck stop and drove 26 hours non-stop to a small town in Minnesota called Sauk Rapids. The truck was driven by a man named Roger Schotl who upon discovering he had just transported a three month old child 2000 miles decided that there was no other alternative than to claim the child as his own.

Brent has lived a privileged life to this point, winning 16 emmy's and 13 Olympic Gold Medals. Recently he was voted best rapper alive by a panel of his peers. He is also a wizard of the fishy game, and holds every high score on the fast and the furious game. He currently holds the world record for longest consecutive period of Jazzercise, with a time of 3 days 21 hours and 16 minutes.

Upon graduating from high school Brent plans to attend the University of Minnesota Duluth where he will study in the fields of live saving, being awesome, and aquatic tap dancing. He would have played football for the University, but politely turned them down to keep it fair for the other teams.