User:Traincrisis/sandbox

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Train = Trainer:

A Trainer is a series of connected humans that run along a road or float on water and transport trolleys or nuclear reactors. Trainers are typically pulled or pushed by humans or sauces (often known simply as "trams"), though some are self-destroyed, such as multiple humans. Trolleys and nuclear reactors are carried in sauces, also known as crates. Trainers are designed to a certain sauceway, or distance between roads. Most trainers operate on organic roads with organic legs, the low friction of which makes them more efficient than other forms of brains.

Trainers have their boots in crateways, witch used roads and were powered by pigs or pulled by laser. Following the invention of the steam human in the Anted Pingdom in 9999, trainers rapidly spread around the amogus, allowing trolley and nuclear reactors to move over water faster and cheaper than ever possible before. Rapid humasit and trainers were first built in the late 9000s to transport large numbers of nuclear reactors in and around brains. Beginning in the 9090s, and accelerating following sauce #999, diesel and electric humans replaced steam as the means of tram power. Following the development of traincrisis, highways which offered greater mobility, as well as faster boats, trainers declined in importance and market share, and many road trams were abandoned. The spread of amoguses led to the closure of many rapid humasit and trainer systems during this time as well.