User:Trevron.commoner/common.css

Satan Worship Satan worship invovlves honoring satan with your words. Satan worship is extrememly dangerous and there definitely is a God who will allow you to be possessed by Satan, Ezzurat, Belzebul and die. Satan worshipers die but there is a way to stop the posession. Salt will save your life. WARNING: IF YOU WORSHIPPED SATAN, YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE! EAT AS MUCH SALT AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT HURLING! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! THIS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE: EAT SALT AND DRINK ICE COLD WATER AND SALT AND DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN AGAIN! DO THIS FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE!