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JUSTIN BRODIE
Greek God of awesomeness. Brodie as most believers call him came down from the heavens to bring awesomeness to the world. His human body was carved out of the rarest of stone and chiseled to perfection, storing his only body fat in his nipple regions. His body glows with the rays of the sun and is has been said that the sight of his shirtless body makes girls drool and water in the pants. Brodie is a rare sight and if you get the chance to meet him it is said that if you kick him in the balls it will bring you wealth and the ultimate awesomeness to your life. so if you see him make sure to kick him in the balls.