User:Trilliax/sandbox

The beginning:
Adrian Toucanhead was first gifted into our plane of existence before time itself. He was born when scientist say the universe was born, about 13.7 billion years ago, the sheer force of his creation gifted us with the entire observable universe. People still speculate to why his life was gifted to us but no one can come up with a reasonable explanation. His parents: Jesus and moh salah, raised him to be an expert electrician and musician, but he wasnt interested in either and decided to take up archaeology instead, from the age of 11 he lost his virginity to the first bridge he built, The Golden Gate bridge in San Francisco. With Adrian's super human Strength, speed and intellect, Adrian, was soon able to inflate his ego above the rest of humanity, as he clearly was the superior human.

His Life
Adrian started his life rough with his grand father being taken away by the soviet union in 1945, when Bulgaria fell to the soviet union Adrian's family, the wealthiest family in the world was forced to share the apartment building between 3 family. these were hard times for Adrian because he thought he was better then everyone else and had to conform to the peasants of his country. But Adrian was able to use his super human attributes to free his father from the soviet unions grasp and he killed Stalin by chocking him to death with a single piece of 100mm 0.75mm(squared) 2-core flex. Adrian the took the mantle as leader of soviet Russia and used his new power and influence to end world war II like a true  hero, from this day on (2nd September 1945), Adrian was known as a hero to the world and inspired an entire generation. Sadly at this moment in time Adrian and adopted the states as 'Missing' as his existance is longer none to us. Some speculate that he has flew to Asgard to save the universe one more time.

Accomplishments
In this section we will list all of Adrian Toucanheads accomplishments throughout his life in no particular order:

He wrote the Bible

Ended world hunger

He built the pyramids of Giza in the time it takes to finish a L2 electrical installation practical assessment

He killed Stalin and Hitler in the space of a KitKat (20-minutes) He invented electricity

He wrote all electrical acts and regulations to make sure mortals don't die to electricity

He prevented WWIII

He killed Darth Vader and then stabbed Han Solo just for a laugh

He killed the director of the Star Wars prequals

Built every bridge in existance

Holds the world record for longest shit ever chatted

Beat Call of Duty World at War on veteran difficulty

Head of the United Nations

Formed S.H.I.E.L.D

Killed Thanos

Captured all the Infinity Stones

Owns the fastest car in existence (North Lindsey College 2004 Vauxhall Corsa C)

Ended war on drugs

Won a fist fight with John Cena

Shook Niel Armstrongs hand on the moon

Synthesised Crystal Meth with Walter White himself

Won the Olympics as his own country as himself

He stopped Hannah Baker from killing herself in 13 reasons why, preventing the show from ever being made

Did a rewire of the entire planet in less then a week

Best Electrical Installation course tutor on the planet

Created world peace for generations to come

He's become unroastable

Killed Diablo and became the lord of hell

Has over 8000SR in Overwatch Competitive

He's never lost a game of Fortnite

Beat Minecraft 1,000,000,000 times

Completed Forza 5 & Fifa 17

Became head of MI6 and trained James Bond

Over 15million confirmed kills while operating as a sniper

Saved JFK but covered it up as he didn't want the Publicity, JFK is currently in hiding in Trump Towers in New York

Killed Bin Laden

On a secret government mission to assassinate Donald Trump

Saved 2-pac and rap but didnt want the clout

Answered all our prayers and killed XXXTentacion

Helping keep Kurk Cobain a conspiracy

Invented science & maths

Taught Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking

Protector of the Nine-Realms

Reconstructed Mjolnir with his bare hands

And most importantly: Taught at North Lindsey Collehe and fucked us all off :(