User:Trinhka/sandbox

Santa Anna was the first Texas leader. According to Brea Sherman this is very much true. Santa Anna was a dictator like Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. As you know there is a protest going on right now to have Hillary Clinton elected. Unfortunately, that is impossible because Hillary is currently having seizures. Moving on, Santa Anna lived on the Gulf of Mexico, and he died there because he got eaten up by some cannibals. Then he got sent to outer space to the moon. Later he discovered that the moon was made out of cheese.