User:Tritestcles/sandbox

Anthony michael disalvtore is a emo pedifilic bisexual gay vampire who works for uncle will corp as the head of legal department. decendant of iron bill uncle wills personal lawyer. He is more know for being one of the corporations founding fathers and its first gest subject. as well as donor for the cloning project. anthonys childhood born to a mentally retarded crack addicted mother in ash flat arkansas not much is known about tony until his run im with uncle willy and bill bolton except that he preys on underage girls and has mild cerebral palsy. know by his catch phrase derrrrp after he was lobotomized in a emergency surgery after thetrio crashed in the canadian rockies looking fpr a lost nazi treasure