User:Trivnew/strolling

it was a cold yet warm day, when I perchance walked smack dab into what I can best describe as a tree house without the tree. I walked around it inspecting it for a door. I like to go into places I've never been inside of. Who knew that in NY it can land you in a hospital because it isn't considered normal. but I digress so eventually I notice that the north wall is actually made up of 2 walls. The first wall I shall call the big wall is a big wall that covers the entire north wall. The second wall I shall call the little wall is a little wall that from what u can tell is some sort of patch to the big wall. I imagine some Savage of a guy must have smashed through the big wall with some huge tool. I hope that Savage got his just deserts. I then begin to inspect the little wall and notice that they did a sloppy patch, it only has stapling locAted on one side while the other side is completely unfastened. I also notice that the Savage must have come back to finish the job because I see a piece of the tool he used sticking out of the little wall from what I can best describe the tool was a bronzy metal piece and it looks like he did a stabbing motion with the tool. Not only is he a Savage but most definitely a dumb brute. Everyone knows that in order to do maximum damage to a wall you swing the tool in a long arc hitting the wall as high as the tool can go and then the tool will continue to slice through the wall as the arc travels downward. Anyways this Savage was definitely not smart because he used it as a stabbing tool and I can cleary see that it broke. At the tip of the tool that is exposed there is a small crack that is jagged. Most definitely proving that it was formed by a break. Only jagged cracks are formed by stressing the material to the point of fatigue and then mechanical failure. --notes Not a bad start. I do notice that the doorknob I'm referencing is leading towards a pp joke. Must find a way to incorporate the pp joke using the doorknob as the penis. The keyhole as the slit. I also see a chance to add a sex joke, metal dick meets wooden vagina or asshole depending on what mood I'm in. I also see that a broken dick joke - now known as broken arrow. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6f_2nPSX8 mr roboto {I wonder what ever happened to Heather Graham she was very cute}. Not a bad start. Not bad at all