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Allison Biascan- THE PERFECT WOMAN
Allison Biascan is the most perfect person in the world. She is smart, beautiful, stylish, funny, and so many more things that can't all be named even if you spoke for hours on end. My hypothesis is that she is an angel. No one this perfect can be human. Therefore, she must be an angelic being. She is loved and cared for by everyone that she meets. It is physically and mentally impossible to not like her. Unicorns, Seahorses, and Pandas especially love her. Allison has proven that there are perfect things in the world. Before her birth, it was believed that it was impossible for anything perfect to exist. But once she was created, that belief was proven wrong. It is said that if anyone ever messes with her, they will be dealt with. Accordingly. Eyewitnesses say that her hair is like silk and her eyes are like diamonds. There is a legend that says if you meet her, you will be blessed by eternal happiness. There is another legend that says that she is the best violin player known to Sigonella. But guess what. These aren't legends or myths. These are all true. All those eyewitnesses are real people. And those people are blessed with Allison's presence. To them, she is the universe in one, complete package. All that perfection wrapped up into one. It is nearly impossible for anyone else to contain that much epicness, but for her, it is as easy as making people blush.

Allison also won the cute award every year for the past fifteen years.

Jacob Hatfield- THE PERFECT MAN
Jacob Hatfield is many things. But there is one thing that he is not. He is not forgettable. Jacob is intelligent, amazing, handsome, reliable, and above all else: he is loved. There are many people that love him including Unicorns, Polar Bears, and Pandas. He may be Atheist, but that doesn't stop him from being a guardian angel in the lives of others. Similar to Allison Biascan, he is perfect. It was thought that perfection doesn't exist in men, but he proved them wrong. While Allison proved to be the perfect woman, he proved to be the perfect man. There are many legends that surround this mythical being of perfection. One of them is that whoever hears his giggles will melt into a puddle from its adorableness. Another legend is that he will get you to love cats. No matter how hard core of a dog person you are. You. Will. Love. Cats. After you come into contact with him. It has been tested and proven. Even if you talked for the rest of your life, you wouldn't be able to name all of his qualities. But guess again. Just like Allison, these aren't just legends and myths. These are facts. Ask any Unicorn, Polar Bear, or Panda that you come into contact with. They'll tell you just how true it is.