User:Ts3526/sandbox

During the French Revolution Napoleon rose to power. They cut off some peoples heads. There was guns, trucks, fast cars, and freedom. Thats what america is. Fast cars, guns, and freedom. Anyways back to Napoleon. I have questioned myself. How did he do what he did? The answer is really simple. They used Nukes. How else would he of captured all these places? Well another question is how did he get off the Island of Ebola (or Ebla or whatever its called)? You see I think/know that he used sharks. He had to of. There is no other way. He had one shark on each side of him and he put one leg on one and one leg on the other. Then he rode those freakin sharks like a real freakin american. (He was actually american, you can trust me i have good hair I know what i'm talking about) He rode those sharks to France and nuked everything. He chilled at the island until he faked his death. Then when you fake your death you create a fake identity. When you create a fake identity you chill with some sharks. When you chill with some sharks. When you chill with some sharks they give you a ride to France. When you get a ride to France you get an army. When you get an army