User:Tsar-Bomba/Path Of Least Resistance

Path of Least Resistance (a.k.a. P.O.L.R. or POLR) was a short-lived post-punk and butt rock band from the late 1990s. The band was headquartered in Palm Beach County, Florida, in an extra bedroom. The core members were "The Skinny One" Bryon Darling (guitars, vocals) and "The Big Guy" Tony Gambino (bass, calzones, guitars, vocals, programming, engineering, recording, blues guitar). The group's sole completed release, The SIT DOWN, SHUT UP & MOVE Sessions was lost in a hard drive crash after the Gateway computer belonging to Bryon's mom got a computer virus, but was briefly available for download around the south Florida digital music scene in and shortly after 2000. Many in the south Florida scene thought the release was revolutionary for many reasons, among them the variety of baseball caps that Tony Gambino would wear, the low quality of the recording and CD-R given to friends unsolicited, and the impressive number of stickers on both of their guitars. It was ultimately a lack of interest and excessive bongloads which lead to the demise of the group.

Bryon is now an insurance salesman in Palm Beach County. Tony Gambino continues to do IT support, play online poker, and chat 24/7. Occasionally they will run into each other at Burger King and discuss "getting the band back together" now that they can afford more expensive guitars.

Members

 * Bryon Darling - guitars, lead vocals, backing vocals
 * Tony Gambino - bass, calzones, guitars, vocals, programming, engineering, recording, blues guitar

Collaborators

 * Scott Gorde - ''guitars, producer
 * Duncan Cameron

Discography

 * The SIT DOWN, SHUT UP & MOVE Sessions (2000)