User:Tsheaff1/sandbox

No More Baby Llama Mama Drama (patent pending) is a for profit organization started in 2017 by Mr. Tim Sheaffer. The company specializes in llama related paternity claims, and hopes to soon expand it's service offerings to include alpaca paternity results as well, although the development of said project has been delayed due to all the spitting.

A baby llama who does not know it's mama

At the time of this posting, No More Baby Llama Mama Drama (patent pending) (also know as NMBLMD INC) is privately owned exclusively by Mr. Sheaffer, but he hopes to sell shares on the open market soon.