User:Tstarr90

What is a T-rice
T-RICE

About T-rice
T-rice is a wild animal that lives in the underground sewers, he before has been compared to a Troll or a Wild Walabee. He is Quite Haggard,and i mean HAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGARD, LOL YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ROFL ISNT THAT GREAT HAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGARD.

Beware the T-rice
T-rice can be a very fierce animal, known to bite, the T-rice will brutally attack anyone with a barrage of E-bay mints, they can be very deadly when he also assists them with an attack of slured words, along with horribly buffjobs to your femur. If biten by a T-rice immediatly clean out the wound with a 50 gallon drum of bleach (Chlorox(color))

How to make a T-Rice
$$T+Rice/Cleanliness-Hygene+Goofy*Retard=¥T-riceΩ$$ Be Extremly Careful when making your own T-Rice, be sure to wear white clothing, and 5 inch thick steel gloves.

Signs that a T-Rice is near
A T-Rice may be closer than you think (across the room in a rolly chair lawl) 1.) Extreme Stench 2.) Unormally worthless accent 3.) Loud Clomping footsteps 4.) Extreme Uncoordination 5.) Shrieks 6.) Half-Ass'd Work, such as bad buffer job on a car because t-rice isa newb and cant do shitahahah fag. 7.) Hard and or excessive breathing

T-rice Mating calls/lingo!
-"I dont know what your talking about!"- -"wanna play C-lo?"- -"5 bucks!"- -"I sell fararis"- Or if you are at a loss of words, just amelessly Grunt and breath hard
 * note* If you ever are in sutuation that you must communicate with it, use and of the following common phrazes;