User:Tue Loftager/sandbox

Pink_Ulf
Pink_Ulf (born 27 January 2002) is a danish liar. He is probably best know for his appearance in the 2012 cult classic "Stolene er glatte" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbkdAB5iTwo) which was released on tape, dvd and blu-ray in Denmark and internationally in 2012. The film has garnered him several awards such as "madpenge".

Pink_Ulf has in recent years been in focus for his excessive use of pizza which has made him very unpredictable and possibly dangerous. A photo of him at a visit to art museum Lousiana was posted on the front page of the controversial newspaper "Landingsbanen" with the caption "Tue prutter meget" which scared many people as a conspiracy theory about corona farts was getting popular at the time. Over the course of january, february and march of 2020 he was famous for his anti-drinking mentality which he publicly showed by sleeping on street corners to show the harm of alcohol.

He began making mediocre music in 2017 and has since had a huge impact on the tryhard subculture in Roskilde and Copenhagen. He has been based in a playhouse in Hans Tavsens park since he started studying at Det Fri Gymnasium.

Early life:

Pink_Ulf was born in a cave in southern Zealand near the town of Skælskør. He grew up just outside of Roskilde with his mother (Mor) and his father (Far). He studied quantum mechanics at Lynghøjskolen and graduated with the highest national average in 2018. He studied cheating, eating and sleeping at the Musikefterskolen i Humble.

Music:

Tue has in multiple interviews stated that his music is a mix of free jazz and spoken word and is known for mainly just clapping trough ten minute long songs. He has been described by other muscisians as being very sexy but also frightening. Eric Clapton famously said "Tue might smell of rotting butt sweat, but hey, i love the smell of poop!"

Future life:

The future life for Tue (pink_ulf red.) has yet to be determined. Though there are rumors, saying that some individuals from a Swiss cult are working on his exact date of death and number of kids. These informations are highly classified and can therefore not be published until a couple minutes before showtime. Tickets for both his death and the birth of his kids can be bought at the show's main page.

Regarding the musical aspect of his life, the cult has revealed that he will have a tour of some nature in the outskirts and rural areas of Lemvig. Not to be mistaken by Lumsås, as these are two different villages.

Other:


 * Tue likes the idea of animals but he hates looking at them. This has resulted in quite a few mishaps at the Copenhagen Zoo.
 * Tue once spend 2 months in Vestre Fængsel for decapitating a monkey in front of a school class at Copenhagen Zoo. During the execution he claimed to be "mediating a long-going dispute between my and this stupid monkey's family". This dispute has yet to be confirmed by the remaining members of the dead monkey's family, as they live under constant protection by PET and aren't able to speak human language.
 * Tue sings like an angel and plays a lot of instruments, though the guitar is his main domain.
 * Once in a while, Tue opens his freezer and pulls out whatever animals he has chased down and killed during the year, makes som sausages out of said animals and invites his friends over for a "Pølsefest".
 * Those "pølsefester" are great.
 * He once walked to the southern most tip of Langeland.