User:Tunmise

Tunmise, first publicly released April 12, 1927, is a style of music generally attributed to the first Scottish settlers in northwest Asia. It features elements from folk and ska, as well as a variety of unique instruments developed by the ancient Tartan tribes.

The first known Tunmise song is entitled Mazeltov!. It is famous for its well-known performance by The Beatles at the completion of the Empire State Building.

History
There are records of Tunmise music dating back to the 8th century, though that date is greatly disputed and is a subject of heated debate among paleontologists and music enthusiasts alike. Many experts place the date as late as the 12th century due to the shaky nature of the aforementioned evidence.

The lack of solid evidence can possibly be linked to the disappearance of the mysterious Arminhammer, an elusive tropical fruit.

Incarnations
With a recently discovered method involving the use of acidifying DNA samples from cotton plants, paleontologists have been able to successfully create a process of impregnating select women with the essence of Tunmise music, invariably making them give birth to a human being always known simply as "Tunmise". These incarnations have the ability to only occur once every two hundred years. The current incarnation is believed to be located in the southern states of the USA.

Few men have achieved greatness on par with the great Tunmise. In his wake, one feels a powerful mixture of awe and sexual loathing. As he himself put "[Your] passion will burn with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns."

A celebrated singer/songwriter, Tunmise's voice has been likened to that of the great James Earl Jones.