User:Turftech

I have no idea what would merit inclusion to this page... I am Turftech! Hear me roar! I have occasionally found myself dressing up as various fruits and vegetables. I am particularly fond of Turnip (Pleasant colour and shape) and Parsnip (sort of a slim turnip) for dinner parties. I guess I'll have to sass up this page. First to review site rules and conditions, and a thorough reading of the terms of use. Then back for a flashy new template, and some potted plants maybe?

Stay tuned! Turftech (talk) 22:26, 24 August 2010 (UTC)