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David Lee McWilliams Jr was born in Opelika, Alabama on September 18th 1985. He grew up in the country outside of Auburn, Alabama. At the age of 16 he transferred from the private school of Lee-Scott Academy too Auburn High School where he became the supreme overlord over all the other students at his school. After high school he discovered the internet and all of its properties becoming the famous "Dave". After a short period of time in the army, where he ended the iraqi war single handedly, (kinda like rambo did in "first blood"), he decided too take up monstertruck bumper cars. its esentially a monster truck with bumpers on them. The sport became so big, he then decided too destroy it citing too many people enjoyed it. David Lee McWilliams Jr. was the first american too become legally "hardcore". He is an idol too all children, and all men know being him is more impossible than turning a brink into an sweet electric guitar. He is a rare person who knows no boundries. Long live David Lee McWilliams jr, the most irish man, manly man, badass man, and sexy man too ever have walked the planet...