User:Tweedster63/Sticky Steven Patterson

DOCTRINE I Sticky Steven Patterson' Steve Patterson hailing from the land of Huntsville Ontario where he first ripped himself from his mothers womb as only a fetus. Born September 30th 1992, Steve Patterson first retreated into the wild shorty after birth where it is said by natives in the local community that he was raised by a pack of mentally retarded Bob Cats. Recently it has been found that Steven scored an outstanding score of 18 of 20 on SS criminology assignment. Which had been assigned by his master sensei "Kleiny The Bear". As for mating the Sticky has been seen making a ruckus with various female of his species. There have also been unconfirmed, a highly stressed unconfirmed spotting of of Sticky cross breeding with other species, and even some of the same sex. His movements are far to elusive to actually know at this time in research. His gorgeous appeal to large black postal workers at the beach supersedes all expectations of the crew. Sticky Steven Patterson appears to be no stranger to the wistful hue of the jungles of Huntsville, as there have been numerous reported sightings of Mr. Patterson trekking the treetops in a unimaginably small loin cloth. Sociologist have referred to creatures of this nature as a "Feral child", as an attempt to integrate Sticky Steve into society in September of 2012 it became prevalent that "This was college boys." "The big leagues." After becoming submerged within the subculture that is "college" Sticky Steve became addicted to the life of partying, drugs, alcohol and rock 'n' roll. He was swept away without any possible warning and the worst possible atrocity occured, he indulged upon intoxication on a SCHOOL NIGHT. Hangover after hangover, there was only one demon in his way to making it out, it was Sticky Steve himself.

DOCTRINE II After a never ending abyss of darkness and anguish, Steve began to realize the error of his ways and sought to fix what had been broken, and discovered the land of "Skyrim". Now with eyes as red as Lucifer himself, Sticky was seemingly unstoppable in this new land that twas not reality, so he decided to move on once again. He became a true man when he got the mightiest "kill" of his college career, Felacio was not involved. Once again it has come to the attention of the crew that Sticky is not as simple of a creature as he portrayed in the beginning. It would turn out that Steven had a secret, a dark secret that would soon be revealed to the masses.

DOCTRINE III In the month of November of the year 2012, Sticky Steve was awarded with $1,000,000,000 for being the smartest creature in his previous land. Naturally the bitches started to take interest in Sticky Steve when they found out he was just awarded $1,000,000,000. Bitch after bitch Mr. Sticky was having the time of his life making bitches sticky. One day after a massive sex sesh with a couple boys and girls sticky urinated and he noticed a burning sensation. Mr. Sticky was diagnosed with HIV, Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea, Trichomonads, LGV, Pubic Lice, Scabies, Syphilis, HPV, and Herpes. Mr. Sticky forgot the most important rule of random sex seshes wear a dome.

DOCTRINE IV SEMESTER 2: THE FIGHT AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY January 15th.... the time was 1:06 pm, right around lunch time, RIGHT AROUND THE TIME STICKY STEVE GETS HANGRY (angry from being to hungry). Out the back window of the class fell small, tiny, bagel-bite sized wieners, which immediately caught Steve's attention. In a quick hurry, Steve stands up, popping his collar like JP from Grandmas Boy. Steve in a rush of excitement dashs for the door, knowing that as soon as he gets outside he will be indulging in bagel-sized cocks. He got outside, only wearing his favorite pair of batman and robin tights, and instantly started "trying to catch snowflakes". After roughly a half hour, Tweedy and I got rather worried of the whereabouts of the cock fondling monster. Nearing the end of the class we heard a loud bang coming from outside the classroom. Their stands Steve, sweating abnormally and panting like he just blended up a 3 week old pug.