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Kevin "K-Rod" Sinsel is a citizen of the Commonwealth of Virginia in the United States of America. Sinsel currently works in the paving industry at PCM Services, Inc. in Beltsville, Maryland. He lives with his wife, son, and sometimes several dogs which the family fosters, although these do not include the puppy Barbeque.

Early Life
In his teens, Kevin was a member of a breakdancing troupe, the Boogie Bellz. He claims no videos of performances exist, although his coworkers refuse to believe this assertion.

Career
Sinsel has moved up in the ranks at PCM Services, starting in January 2014 as the Division Manager of the Asphalt Division and being promoted to Director of Asphalt & Concrete in June 2015. Most recently, he was awarded the title of Vice President of Asphalt & Concrete in April 2016. He is affectionately referred to by his coworkers as "Boss," "Sunshine," and "Peaches," if Mike is "feeling frisky."

Personal Life
Kevin has an alter-ego, Captain Pavement. Beginning as a daydream by colleague Pete, the character quickly and wildly spun out of control with the help of Leanne and Jessie. Pete re-imagined the lyrics to the already extant Captain Planet theme song in order to apply it to the asphalt industry, and a legend was born.

Conspiracy Theories
Sinsel does not believe that Wikipedia is, as its slogan makes clear, a "free encyclopedia that anyone can edit." When confronted with evidence to the contrary, Sinsel calls any opponents "hackers" as well as "liars and bed-wetters," and even goes so far as attempting to bribe bypassing waitstaff into supporting his views with the promise of big tips. Incidentally, Sinsel would laugh at the last portion of that sentence for being a dick joke.