User:Ty Saddler

Ty Saddler is an Armenian theologian and animal rights activist. After a brief flirtation with Uranian poetry, he suffered a terrible motorcross injury to his left foot that transformed him into a Champion of the Dispossessed. After nearly 23 years searching the Seychelles for the One True Faith, he invented one or rather "divined" it--out of the illest of good time vibes. He is a man of many basic skills and advanced psychometric sensibilities. He is a rabid reader of Brian Whitney and is rumoured to have once trained under purported vile British sodomist Herbert Kitchener.