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Lukaku wears a helmet when he rides his bike to protect the ground from his head.

When Romelu Lukaku arrived late to training, Roberto Martinez punished all the other players for coming early

When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry he turns into Lukaku

Lukaku isn’t on loan to Everton, Everton are on loan to Lukaku

Lukaku cheated on Taylor Swift, but she was too scared to write a song about him

Ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Romelu Lukaku stories.

When Alexander Bell invented the phone, he had 3 missed calls from Romelu Lukaku

Lukaku runs until the treadmill gets tired

Romelu Lukaku can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves

Lukaku has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, it's just afraid to move.—

When Lukaku does press ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the world down!

When Lukaku was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.

Lukaku once carved out a snow angel on the pavement outside his house.

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The dark is afraid of Lukaku

Lukaku once killed two stones with one bird

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Romelu Lukaku is called Logic.

Lukaku is the reason Wally is in hiding

Paul Scholes can hit a tree with a football from 50 yards away, Lukaku can hit Scholes with a tree from 100 yards away

While on holiday in France, Lukaku went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France

Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Romelu Lukaku to die before they attack

Giraffes were created when Romelu Lukaku uppercutted a horse

Romelu Lukaku doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.—

Romelu Lukaku doesn’t need to flush the toilet, he scares the s*** out of it!

Lukaku carried his mum home from the hospital after she gave birth to him

Lukaku went to the Virgin Islands, now they are just called islands