User:Tylandhead

The only Good robot is a Dead Robot. admission is the first step to recovery. there can be only one...Tylander. there is no reason to finish before it has even begun, to finish. i was born in a carnival, my dad was a ride jock, until "Loop 'O' Plane" fell on his left foot and cut off all of his toes, my mom was a joinnie, "pop the balloon and win a prize" style, i helped blow up the balloons...eaceza carni, peaza carni REPRESENT! i was raised primarily on porn, chicken, and mayonaisse buckets full of legos. i am cursed by my own intellectuality. the time for maturity is over. i can change my pants without taking off my shoes. my follicles act on their own accord. sometimes i wonder which came first. my favorite color is not talking to me right now. i disassemble robots for fun. when things are really hard i ask myself, what would lee majors do? I was bitten by a mosquito and think the government had something to do with it, now i'm worried about microchip diseases, tracking devices...bleh, mind control. i have an aural fixation. people really like me, but i don't like people. chickens creep me out so i eat them. my main focus in life is distraction. of all the wisdom and knowledge that i have a aquired so far in this lifetime the most valuable is this: everybody poos. it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious. fire and knives totally turn me on. an apple in the morning is more effective at waking me up than a cup of coffee. the two things i hate most in the world are nail clippings and stupidity. i know i'm cool, i smoke to looke like an idiot. i think i'm made of less water than the average human but someday aspire to be 100%. I am the stone that the builder refused. my biggest fear is being afraid of something. tired makes my eyes feel like burning. the clowns tell me to drink. i am totally obsessed with breathing and and how it affects me. my next goal in life is to master the art of quantitizing...the first step being to know it is. i like to listen to everything between 20 and 20,000 Khz, except emergency vehicle sirens and/or anything over 120 decibels (depending on distance etc.). sometimes, i make up smells. i firmly believe that eating and sleeping are way overrated, but absolutely necessary. i'm not going to call the hospital because you won't learn anything if i do.