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= Alex Deeds =

Alex Deeds was born on March 14, 1992. Alex Deeds currently resides in Fort Worth, Texas. He attended most of his Elementary years at Tanglewood Elementary. He later moved on to McLean Middle School where he became famous for such incidents as "The Cowboy Collar”. Alex Deeds then attended  R.L. Paschal High.

=Pure Strength= Deeds is the absolute strongest. His 300lbs of pure solid muscle makes Superman look like an infant girl. He once bench pressed 11,000lbs without even touching the bar. Deeds' biceps are so powerful, one punch could kill you...even if he didn't punch you. Underneath Deeds' chin is another fist, waiting to strike. So it turns out Deeds is the reason the dinosaurs died out, he simply flexed his whole body once and they all exploded simultaniously! Deeds can lift the world and curl the moon. Well of course he can...he made them. Deeds isn't allowed to play football anymore because everyone he tackles he puts in the hospital, but at least he was kind enough to carry half the team to the hospital so the abulanances don't have to waste gas and pollute the world...but then again Deeds is the cause of global warming.

=Physics= Gravity doesn't cause the world to turn, when Deeds breathes the world spins. Deeds invented the laws of physics, and can change them when ever he wants. Deeds may weigh only 300lbs but that's only because he lowers the gravity around him. In reality Deeds weighs up close to 4,500lbs! Thanks to his ability to alter gravity if Deeds wanted to he could fly...and he does. If you hug Deeds you would be nearly 10 times lighter! Too bad you will explode if you hug him.

Question: If an eastbound train leaves the station at 9:25am going 65.7mph and a westbound train leaves at the station at 8:54am going 54.233mph, what time will they colide?

Answer: Deeds

Famous Deeds Facts:

Deeds does not wear a condom because there is no such thing as protection from Deeds

If you spell check Deeds in scrabble you win, forever

Deeds has already been to mars, thats why there is no life there

When Deeds crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways

Deeds can slam a revolving door

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, is a Deedstatorship

Deeds once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it

Deeds always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

Deeds has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way

Once you go Deeds, you are physically unable to go back.

Four + Four = Deeds. Look it up in your text book.

Jesus once said "Let anyone among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone.". Deeds proceeded to throw a boulder at him.