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= The Dan = The Dan is an ancient entity that is brought forth by using an ancient ritual. This ritual involves heavy binge drinking, often including biting open cans of beer after shaking them to drink the foam. Occasionally other drugs are used in the ritual, such as marijuana (See: The Dan: Crossfaded). The Dan is a primal being seeking sex, dry ramen noodles, "meat beating", and bottle breaking. Once The Dan is summoned it is believed he stays in the realm of men until the weekend is over. Although some claim to have witnessed sightings of the legend, there are only few recorded cases of real Dan sightings.

History
The Dan has not always existed in this world. Born Daniel Farrell, he grew up in the suburbs of Chicago, IL born to parents Kim and Paul. Although Daniel moved around the suburbs, he settled in Midlothian, IL. It is here that the first comings of The Dan are believed to be originated, though none of these claims have been confirmed.