User:Tyler Jonathon Allen

Tyler Jonathon Allen is, the most amazing individual you may ever meet in your life, if your lucky enough. He has never been hurt, and is rumored to be invulnerable. Master Chief removes his helmet in respect of him, meaning he is truly the only person that knows what John looks like. When he visits Soviet Russia, they do not speak backwards in his presence. He has never lost a chain saw duel in Gears of War. He is the highest ranked player in Call of Duty, but refuses to play any of the games. When he makes a statement, everyone in the room immediately agrees with him. I do not say even if he is wrong because, he never is wrong. He has never told a lie, well as far as we know. On the Facebook quiz "How long would you survive in a fight against Chuck Norris?" he received the answer You Win. He has never lost a rap battle, but then again no one challenges him after what happened to 50. Most importantly, he is the only normal human being to ever win The Game. Which by the way, you and I just lost. This is just a summary of some of the feats of Tyler Jonathon Allen.