User:Uberkiki/Randal wagner

Possibly the most brilliant person to have ever graced the earth, Randal Wagner was born in Powell River, British Columbia, Canada in 1964. He is the second youngest of six siblings.

Childhood
Randal's parents were Salvation Army Officers, so Randal and his family were always on the move. Rarely did they settle in one town for more than a few years. Randal also loved his big dog, Cheif, a German Shepherd. The boys of the family, Jerry, Mark, Rod and Bruce, all loved the dog, even though he had a reputation for getting into trouble. Once he bit the end of a friend's nose off!

A varsity wrestler in school, he was known to wallow on the mats and whimper like Whinnie the Pooh bear.