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UCF COM Mnemonics

Integumentary

 * Layers of Epidermis: Can Lassie Grow Saggy Boobs? = Stratum Coreum, Lucidum, Granulosum, Spinosum, Basale

Layers of the Cornea

 * Every Boy Likes Digging Earthworms = Epithelium, Bowman's Membrane, Lamina Propria (stroma), Descemet's Membrane, Endothelium

Leukocytes
Virgin's Proud Boner Pentrates Aholes = Viruses   Phagocytosis   Bacteria   Parasites   Allergies
 * Lynn McMiller Never Ejaculates in Bed = Lymphocytes Macrophages Neutrophils Eosinophils Basophils

Thyroid and Parathyroid

 * Parafollicular cells secrete calcitonin which "tones your bones" = strengthens bone using calcium from the blood and therefore decreases blood serum calcium
 * also: Calcitonin tones down blood calcium levels.

Adrenal Medulla

 * Go Find Rex. Make Good Sex. = Z. Glomerulosa, Z. Fasciculata, Z. Reticularis. Mineralocorticoids, Glucocorticoids, Sex Hormones

Muscles of the Face

 * Instead of PF Changs, a new restaurant called PF BOOODZ = Platysma, Frontalis, Buccinator, Obicularis Oculi, Obicularis Oris, Occipitalis, Depressor Anguli Ori, Zygomaticus Major

Cranial Nerves

 * CN V (5)
 * Foramina for branches of Trigeminal (CN V) = Standing Room Only: Superior Orbital Fissure (V1), Foramen Rotundum (V2), Foramen Ovale (V3)


 * CN VII (7)
 * Branches: "Ten Zebras Bit My Cat = Temporal, Zygomatic, Buccal, Mandibular, Cervical

Vasculature

 * Branches of the external carotid = MFL (ST)2 = Maxillary artery, Facial artery, Lingual artery, Superior Thyroid artery, Superficial Temporal artery

Brachial Plexus

 * SALT = Serratus Anterior muscle innervated by Long Lhoracic Nerve
 * Nintendo DS ROM = Dorsal Scapular nerve innervates the RHOMboid muscle
 * Late TD = LATtisimus dorsi muscle innervated by ThoracoDorsal nerve
 * LSU'S TD Post = branches of the posterior trunk of the brachial plexus are Lower Subscapular, Upper Subscapular, and Thoraco Dorsal