User:Ugly~enwiki

So where do I start? where i live? what i do for a living? what my qualifications are?

Sorry, it's none of your business I'm afraid, and would bore the hell out of you anyway. I'm Ugly and I will work on articles over a diverse range of subjects.

I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may, - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful. --John Constable