User:Ultimate Chuck

Ultimate_Chuck, an awesome user with great editing skillz. He is related to Chuck Norris and also enjoys the company of Jean-Claude Van Damme, a man who is feared almost as much as Mr. Norris. Ultimate_Chuck is also an avid programmer, and often Alpha tests games found on Xgenstudios, and his work is evidenced by the excellent format and quality of their website. Ultimate_Chuck is not a very good speler speeler speller, and does not enjoy writing much about himself in the first person. What Chuck does enjoy, however, is the website Purevolume.com. It is awesome, much like Chuck, and allows him to get free music whenever he wants. And Chuck does like instant gratification.

If you do not believe in Chuck's awesomeness, Chuck tells you to go screw thyself, and wishes you to observe this website,where Chuck is commonly referred to as the best moderator in the world. Chuck is totally the best mod ever. Why do I think this? I know that he is related to Chuck Norris, and he repeatedly proves that he is the ultimate p'wnsr, which is good enough for me.

You see? People do love me. People like you. You love me, which is awesome, like me, which brings me back to the point, which is that I'm related to Chuck Norris and that I am Ultimate_Chuck. Chuck = p'wnsrChuck Norris Thank you.