User:Umbrella Elite

Umbrella Elite is a wikipedia user who does not specify any details about themselves. They can be found on Twitter but the majority of their posts are "nonsensical" as described by Umbrella and they do not disclose any information there either.

Though not very well known, Umbrella Elite holds very strong opinions against feminism, social justice and minor resentment towards religion in general.

They have won 3 scholar awards going by the name of "The Real Slim Shady". Though knowing this name was technically copyrighted they continue to go by this name while interacting with other human beings as it is comedic and helps them not become a social recluse.

Umbrella has a mental disability causing them to frequently dream about socks and due to this they have been confined to a padded room with very minimal equipment.

They are also on death row for murdering 13 people with their highly devastating magnetic field. Umbrella's victims were so badly mutelated that their identities have yet to be found and no DNA samples could be taken due to the breaking down of the molecules. Supposedly, Umbrella has gone mute since being put on death row and their last words before they stopped speaking were "Don't we all kill your honour?". Though being on death row Umbrella still has access to twitter because they have bribed a prison guard.

Umbrella Elite is very proud of Billy.