User:Uncle J

Bio

 * Age: Old enough to know better than to answer a question like this
 * Race: Human
 * Sex: Yes Please
 * Sexual Orientation: I like chicks
 * Religion: I'll believe it when I see it
 * Nationality: Earthling
 * Species: Hetero sapiens
 * Political Affliation: Anyone who does not belong to the Republican Party of the United States or the Liberal Party of Canada, two of the most corrupt regimes in the free world.
 * Favourite TV Show: Trailer Park Boys

Quotes from Uncle J

 * Old enough to drive old enough to be driven (An argument for raising the age of consent to 16 rather than 14)
 * Old enough to get paid, old enough to get laid (Another argument for making the age of consent 16 because you need to be 16 to work in most provinces)
 * Straight until proven gay (a play on innocent until proven guilty)
 * Are you staying at the Rico Suave (Rocco Forte)
 * We've been in Queer all night (cue)
 * I want a fucking Cyrus radio (Sirius)
 * I don't like staying at the Paris Hilton, its too small and there isn't enough ball room
 * Anal sex is shitty
 * He's a biped (short form for bisexual pedophile, a play on words because biped also means two legged animal)

Created Articles

 * Province of Cape Breton Island

Edited Articles

 * Glace Bay, Nova Scotia
 * John W. Morgan
 * Malapropisms
 * Trailer Park Boys