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wow The Wangmeister [vauh-aeng-meigh-stah], or Вангмеистер, is a super-universal entity who exists outside of space and time. It is said that he had three sons. The Feast, The Disciple, And Род. He represents all that is feared in reality, as well as all cherished. It is believed that he is older than existence itself, so old his infinite knowledge made the Overbase, the largest database in the universe, look miniscule by comparison. Very little is known about him, but many worship him as a god.

The Super-Universal Pliomopian Empire discovered him drifting in astral form, and performed several tests. He is lot locked to a body, nor time. He can interact with himself and others without the constraints of reality. This was kept secret from all except Vorkma Naissru himself. It is said that the echoes of The Wangmeister's very thoughts ripple through all. A large religion was formed around the Wagmeister, simply known as 'Reality'. As his name is not known to any but Aipomoipl, they simply refer to him as god. However, it is known that he is not a god to Aipomoipl. He is but a memory of the previous existence. The last being of the universe before- or so they thought. He is not alone. He is far from a god- in fact, in his time he was ordinary. But he survived. He bled through the cracks of space and time to make it to our world alongside The Oracon, The Beast, The Light, The Hive, and The Acolytes of Xbcar.

"Ni**a's pretty big"- Dr. Tghirbnto, on Вангмеистер's astral from