User:Union of the Islands

The Union of the Islands is a three-island commonwealth in the Southeast Caribbean. It was originally settled by the British empire in the 18th century, yet later was handed over to the US as part of the Revolutionary War treaty.

The Union of Islands is made up of Bedubadah, the largest of the three, Syskumt, where the Union capital is located, and Tembo-Tembo, which is the only island south of the Mason Dixon Line to permit PDA.

After the recent takeover of the Union by Cuba, communist leaders threatened to vaporize the island with a high powered bomb known as "The General." In preparation for this ghastly act, Cuba ordered for the immediate lockdown of the Union of Islands from the world. However, the United States and President Bush opposed this, as they rely on Chicago, the largest city in Bedubadah, to provide raw materials such as coal and iron. The United States agreed to the sanction of Bedubadah, as long as they were somehow given Chicago.

In a miraculous act known as The Day of Wakening, 3,000 C-30 military helicopters flew over Chicago, placing unbreakable steel rods in the corners of the city. In order to prevent a riot, an aritifical sky was created through the use of millions of OLED screens. The helicopters carried Chicago into the middle of Illinois, where it stands today. Unfortunately, the people of Chicago cannot be aware of this, and are therefore oblivious that they no longer live in Bedubadah. Barack Hussein Obama, the 44th President of the United States, hails from Chicago.