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Jack Mason was born on the 2nd of April 1987. He lives in London and attends Oxford University, where he studies Modern History and Politics. When at University Jack resides in 84 High Street and brightens up the lives of his fellow housemates with his animated banter and fruity anecdotes.

Those who know Jack Mason have described him thus:

Kath M - "I can't imagine life without Jack. My day has only truly begun once I have seen that endearing smile and heard that soothing voice."

Sarah G - "I can see myself remaining firm friends with Jack forever. Even if we lose contact, every time a puff of cigarette smoke is exhaled in my general direction it shall whisper "Jack....Jack..."

Ahmed - "Jack is a very good customer. He especially likes my onion rings."

Ellie H - "Jack is my b*tch. True fact."

Jack can be found at Oxford University where tourists travel every day in the hope of catching a glimpse of this godly figure, this...messiah.