User:Unknownroad4

Unknownroad is a 20 year old white male living in Canada. He's an Albertan at heart, but loves travelling to the Yukon in search of gold. His favourite movie is a tie between Josie and the Pussycats and Moulin Rouge.

His family has strong feelings against the Royal Bank of Canada. It turns out RBC stole a bunch of gold from the family 500 years ago, but feelings are still bitter. Apart from RBC, he has dealings with many banks as his assets are believed to be in the high hundreds, low thousands.

Unknownroad enjoys walks on the beach, drives along the coast (a common thing to do in Alberta), and throwing parties alone in his room by himself. His favourite bra size is D-cap, and no, that ISN'T a typo.

His birthday is in December, giving him the distinction of being older than me. He was born a day after ALG, who is a rather large, irritable being that Unknownroad relates too. ALG is a close relative of JJG, and JJG is just too cool for school.

One time, at Band Camp, Unknownroad beat up Chuck Norris. Mr. Norris got revenge by running Unknownroad's sexy thong up the flagpole. To be honest, it wasn't a band camp, it was his own room. His parents constantly locked him in there, telling him it was summer camp then leaving him as they went on 6-week vacations to Maui.

He studied ballet at Julliard after recieving critical praise in the revival of Abraham Caplan's "Plastic Nodes: The Musical". The school experience led to arrests and an eventual overdose on Flintstones vitamins. The stress was just too much.

Unknownroad was one of the first giants to be born in Canada. His abnormally large size requires an abnormally large amount of meat. Boy... this guy eats a lot of meat! One shopping trip brings back cow, chicken, pig, and fish in various forms. To top it off, he makes sure to add melted cheese to everything he places in his mouth. Needless to say, his ex-girlfriends never enjoyed that part.