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Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part II) is the thirteenth episode in the second season of The Venture Bros. It is the season two finale. For an alternate format for the Plot section please see Subplot Style.

Phantom Limb Attacks
The episode begins with a twelve second montage of "Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part I)," leading up to Phantom Limb's ultimatum to return Dr. Girlfriend/Dr. Fianceé to him or else he would destroy the Cocoon and everyone inside. Pandemonium ensues as all of the guests at the wedding, most of them from "Tag Sale – You're It!" and "Fallen Arches", are seen escaping from Phantom Limb on foot or in vehicles, most notably a Recognizer from Tron. Phantom Limb allows them to leave, seeing them as inconsequential, and asks The Monarch to respond to his ultimatum. The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend/Dr. Fianceé refuse to comply with Phantom Limb. The Monarch says that Phantom Limb should get the hint that he's been dumped, and calls him a loser. Dr. Venture--who was forced to become The Monarch's best man in the previous episode--makes a brief appearance at this point and asks if he can leave since the quarrel doesn't involve him at all, but no one responds to his question. Dr. Girlfriend calls Phantom Limb by his real name, Hamilton G. Phantomos, and says that he is embarrassing himself and that he and his armada should leave. Phantom Limb dismisses this as a female irrational outburst and forgives her for what she said. The Monarch also says that Dr. Girlfriend hates Phantom Limb--saying she says he suffers from bad breath. Phantom Limb becomes angry and commands two of his operatives--Klaus Nomi (who died in 1983) and Iggy Pop, who had arrived at the wedding undercover in the previous episode--to intervene.

Klaus screams in a high pitched voice and signals Iggy to create an energy orb, which he does and begins to walk towards The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend. The Monarch asks Dr. Girlfriend to do something, but it seems nothing can be done. David Bowie then steps in front of the couple to shield them from Iggy's energy orb, calling Iggy a traitor and ordering him to stand down. Iggy refuses, saying that he's been taking orders from Bowie for 30 years and that now it's time for him to be Iggy's dog. A fight then ensues between Klaus, Iggy, and Bowie. Bowie catches Iggy's orb, but disappears when Iggy orders it to pop, leaving behind only his pack of cigarettes. By this time Dr. Girlfriend has fainted and The Monarch cannot revive her, so he decides he has nothing left to live for and asks for Brock's help against Iggy and Klaus. The Monarch then fights Klaus and Brock fights Iggy. Klaus uses his bowtie to knock The Monarch on top of Brock, giving him and Iggy enough time to kidnap Dr. Girlfriend, and they drag her out by her hair as The Monarch's henchmen look on.

Giant Boy Detective Rescues Dean
Dean Venture, having been locked in the engine room of The Cocoon in the previous episode, tries to summon help, but can't raise anyone on his wrist radio. After giving up, he walks to the bottom of a staircase and finds a soda can tab. He puts it on his finger, and a mysterious voice tells him that he has found the "ring of power," and that they have been waiting for eons for someone who could successfully wear the ring without dying. Giant Boy Detective--who looks and sounds a lot like Master Billy Quizboy--appears and tells Dean that they are going to save the kingdom and restore Princess Tinklepants--who, likewise, looks and sounds like Triana Orpheus--to the throne so peace will reign for all eternity. Dean is disappointed until Giant Boy Detective reluctantly adds that they will also solve a "super cool mystery" in the process. Dean asks why Giant Boy Dectective appears so short in real life (he was supposed to be 30 feet tall in the books he read), to which Giant Boy Detective says that he should see Clifford, who is only as big as the dogs rich ladies drive around, and is actually more pink than red. Giant Boy Detective then leads the way with a magic flashlight that quickly burns out due to defective enchanted batteries. Giant Boy Detective frustratedly hits the flashlight to get it to light again and he and Dean begin their journey. Giant Boy Detective shines his light on the wall and an image of pink clouds and blue sky appears.

The Order of the Triad
The Order of the Triad (Doctor Orpheus, The Alchemist, and Jefferson Twilight) are back at The Venture Compound preparing the X-1 to rescue the Ventures and Brock. The Alchemist says that after rescuing the Ventures, he wants to take the X-1 to Aruba for vacation. Doctor Orpheus mentions he is unsure how to fly the X-1. The Sullustan that the Triad summoned from a trading card in the previous episode sits in the co-pilot's seat, and The Alchemist complains about this, as he has to sit in the back seat, adding that he wanted to kill the Sullustan as he is probably an abomination. Doctor Orpheus says that he can't kill a person unless they were reincarnated from the dead, as otherwise it's still murder. The Sullustan then sets the controls and the X-1 is on its way.

Minions, Battle Stations!
Back at The Cocoon, The Monarch wants to rescue Dr. Girlfriend, and begins to wildly run out of the room until Brock stops him, saying that he would be insane to try and do so now, as there is a huge Guild armada outside ready to strike at anyone who leaves. Brock then instructs the Monarch to fly The Cocoon itself to avoid the armada, and to organize an armed strike team to get back Dr. Girlfriend. Brock starts giving orders to the henchmen until The Monarch interrupts him. Brock relents and lets The Monarch give the order to his henchmen, or "minions," as they like that term better, and The Monarch orders the Cocoon to battle stations--the wedding chapel turns back into the main command center, with a magenta hue to the lights. The Monarch is about to sit down when he finds Doctor Venture eating food for the reception in his chair. The Monarch knocks the food out of Doctor Venture's hand and shoos him away.

Phantom Limb Leads the Guild
Dr. Girlfriend is brought before Phantom Limb at his base airship flying high above The Cocoon in the Guild armada. Phantom Limb tells Dr. Girlfriend to get out of her wedding dress and into her Queen Etherea costume, and to stand at his side. She refuses, and asks if he knows how the Sovereign will react when he finds out that Phantom Limb used the Guild army for a lover's quarrel, as Iggy and Klaus begin laughing in the background. When Dr. Girlfriend asks why they are laughing, Phantom Limb mockingly says that the Sovereign will be all right with it, because he is the Sovereign. He then orders the armada to attack. The Cocoon takes off and evades the armada. Doctor Venture takes this moment to figure out that a flying cocoon makes no sense and asks The Monarch why he just didn't pick a giant butterfly as his lair instead. The Monarch replies, "Because that's gay."

You! Are! Murderflies!
Elsewhere in The Cocoon, the henchmen are attempting to create a strike team for Dr. Girlfriend's rescue. #24 is leading the meeting and asks who in the group is suicidal--a couple of henchmen raise their hands. Number 24 then asks who in the group likes change. #21 arrives and orders the Henchmen to follow a new leader's--Brock Samson in a butterfly costume--instructions as they would follow #24's. Brock says that even though he's beat on most of the henchmen in the past, they have to put aside their differences for the time being and focus on getting back Dr. Girlfriend. The henchmen show great enthusiasm and support for Brock, despite still baring wounds from their battle in the tatoo parlor. In a rousing speech, he welcomes them to "Big Boy Town" and says they are no longer butterflies... they are now murderflies. When Brock says the plan is to attack Phantom Limb's ship by flying to it, the henchmen's cheering stops. When Brock asks why, Number 24 says that the henchmen can't actually fly, and all they have for transportation is the Monarchmobile and a Nissan Stanza. #24 says their wings are only for show, but then the henchmen, to their own suprise, discover their wings actually are functional, and they all start to flutter around the room. Hank also wants to help, but Brock says no and tells him to find Dean and go hide.

Dean Rises to the Challenge
Meanwhile, in Dean's adventure, Triana Orpheus appears in a field of puffy clouds and calls Dean a "savior of our world," and Dean is presented to The Great White Oracle (who looks just like Pete White). The Oracle doesn't believe he is a fighter. Dean says that he can do it... he is, after all, the chosen one. The Oracle and a giant rat man--who looks just like Dr. Venture--still don't believe him.

The Murderfiles Attack
Back at the Grand Canyon, Brock is sending the henchmen into battle when he is approached by a 'Russian exchange henchman.' Brock doesn't realize this is actually Hank in disguise--Hank is wearing large sunglasses and his fake beard--and sends him into battle. Hank then promptly falls out of The Cocoon and plummets towards the ground. Brock, now flying, grabs him and finds out who he really is, but as he can't do anything about it, decides take Hank with him. Brock then shouts out tactical instructions to the henchmen as the battle begins. Phantom Limb is alerted to the attack and tells the armada ships to stand their ground and let them come to him. Dr. Girlfriend still can't believe that he is the Sovereign, as she has seen him get chewed out by the Sovereign in the past. With prompting from Phantom Limb, she then realizes that the disruption of the wedding was a side benefit of the real plan, to assassinate and replace the Sovereign, who in fact was David Bowie. Iggy says he needs to smoke a cigarette (using Bowie's pack), but Phantom Limb orders him to do it outside.

David Bowie Lives!
Now on top of the aircraft Iggy pulls out a cigarette and notices one has the face of David Bowie, who has used shapeshifting powers similar to Jareth to save himself. David Bowie appears out of the cigarette and punches Iggy in the face, knocking him off the aircraft, and apparently killing him.

Dean Breaks the Cocoon
Meanwhile, Dean crashes through the ceiling of what he thinks is a child labor camp, while yelling "Yo, Joe!", run by The Insect King, a mutant insect that sounds like The Monarch and looks like Zorak. While disabling the engine that the children were powering he expresses great resentment for his imposed Boy Adventurer lifestyle. At the same moment, The Cocoon's engines go off-line. The Monarch asks his henchmen to go to the engine room and figure out what went wrong, but they refuse, saying it's "creepy down there." Doctor Venture asks if The Monarch pays the henchmen. The Monarch then quietly asks Doctor Venture if he wants to go see his escape cocoon.

Yoda vs Dracula
David Bowie shapeshifts into Iggy and sneaks into Phantom Limb's main chamber, and disables Klaus by covering his mouth when he begins to use his high pitched voice. Unable to discharge his voice energy, Klaus explodes and dies. Phantom Limb immediately knows it is Bowie and starts to fight him. Brock, Hank, #24, and #21 have reached the roof of Phantom Limb's aircraft and are futilely trying to enter (as they forgot the boltcutters) when they are swiped by the X-1. Out of control, the X-1 is about to crash into The Cocoon. Doctor Venture and The Monarch arrive at the escape cocoon and, after getting rid of a passing henchmen who wants to go along, escape The Cocoon.

Dean Gets the Girl
Dean, still hallucinating, has rescued the princess, and all is now well in Insectia. Dean suggets making out with the princess, and does. Falkor the Luckdragon tells Dean that he loves him. Everything goes back to normal and the giant white dragon appears as actually being the wreckage of the X-1, which has crashed into the side of The Cocoon. The Sullustan was killed in the crash, and the Alchemist minds the Triad not to step in his remains. Doctor Orpheus and The Alchemist see Dean, still hallucinating, and hope to rescue him from his delusions.

And They All Fall Down
Phantom Limb's airship is now spinning out of control after its collision with the X-1, PL, Bowie, and Dr. Girlfriend are tumbling around inside the falling vessel. The escape cocoon containing The Monarch and Dr. Venture then crashes into Phantom Limb's craft, with debris and people falling to the ground.

Phantom Limb Escapes
In the midst of the wreckage, henchmen are everywhere and floating in a river (thanks to their wings, which are also handy flotation devices). The Monarch grabs Dr. Girlfriend--after first grabbing David Bowie in Dr. Girlfriend's form--and makes sure she is all right. Dr. Girlfriend, although pinned underneath what she thinks is Phantom Limb's leg, is otherwise fine. The rest of Phantom Limb is nowhere to be found, though The Alchemist appears to find his phallus--apparently, somewhere during the commotion, he has escaped, though he's obviously greviously wounded. The Monarch declares he now has a new arch-enemy, but Bowie tells him not to worry, as whatever is left of Phantom Limb will have nowhere on earth to hide, once he sics his "Diamond Dogs" on him. Bowie then bids them all a fond farewell, wishes Dr. Girlfriend and The Monarch congratulations, and then shapeshifts into a bald eagle and flies away. Hank then identifies Bowie as "The guy from Labyrinth." Doctor Venture survives the crash, although he has swallowed a gold filling.

The Order to the Rescue
The Order of the Triad arrives with an unconcious Dean in tow. Doctor Orpheus is carrying him when he trips and falls, dropping Dean and reviving him in the process. Doctor Venture sarcastically thanks Brock for not keeping track of Dean's whereabouts. The Alchemist finds an unspecified invisible severed appendage of the Phantom Limb's and decides to keep it.

Dr. Girlfriend's Confession
The Ventures and The Order of the Triad then head home in the X-1, with Dean hanging out of the top of the airplane. Jefferson Twilight asks if Dean will be all right up there since there is limited oxygen and it is extremely cold outside at their altitude. Brock says that Dean does that a lot and he'll pass out in a few minutes. The camera pans down to the sea, where another rescue craft looking similar to the escape cocoon is floating by, inside of which The Monarch and his new wife are on their honeymoon. Dr. Girlfriend says she has something to tell The Monarch that might "change things." Psyching herself up (and inadvertently revealing her given name of Sheila), she takes a deep breath and announces "Monarch, I--" The scene suddenly jumps to the exterior of the rescue cocoon as The Monarch increduoulsy exclaims, "What?!?"

Trivia

 * This episode is the first and only two part episode in The Venture Bros.'s two seasons on air (the episode Escape to the House of Mummies Part II had no Part I). Instead of a normal recap of the previous episode, the previous episode (or parts therof) were shown at incredibly high speed.
 * Among the Star Wars references in this episode:
 * Phantom Limb's command ship resembles the LAAT "Republic Gunships" used in the Clone Wars.
 * Nien Nunb co-pilots the X-1 just as he co-piloted the Millenium Falcon in Return of the Jedi.
 * Brock says "Great shot kid, that was one-in-a-million!", a line spoken by Han Solo in A New Hope.
 * While watching Bowie and Phantom Limb fight, Hank says "It's like Dracula fighting Yoda in there." Aside from mentioning Yoda, this could also be a reference to the battle between Yoda and Count Dooku in Attack of the Clones, as Christopher Lee, who played Dooku, is also well-known for his portrayal of Dracula.
 * The porthole that Iggy uses to exit the craft bears a strong resemblence to the ones shown on the Millennium Falcon at the conclusion of The Empire Strikes Back.
 * The sound of the Monarch's Cocoon's Engines failing due to Dean's assault is similar to the sound of the Hyper-drive failing on the Millennium Falcon during The Empire Strikes Back.
 * The Strangers' dialogue at the start of the battle resembles the dialogue during the start of the Imperial counter-attack from Return of the Jedi.
 * Iggy pop's energy ball can be heard to make the traditional lightsaber "hum"
 * Dean, in his dream, fights a robotic Monarch. The battle is very similar to that between Obi Wan Kenobi and General Grievous from Revenge of the Sith.
 * Dean's fantasy adventure is based on The Neverending Story:
 * Atreyu - Dean
 * Childlike Empress - Triana
 * Nighthob - Dr. Venture (in Master Splinter form)
 * Cairon - Pete White
 * Rockbiter - Master Billy Quizboy
 * Gmork/Nothing - The Monarch
 * Falkor - the X-1
 * The Auryn of Fantasia - "The Magic Ring of Power"
 * The zebra with the colored stripes in Dean's hallucination is similar to Yipes, the zebra mascot on Fruit Stripe gum.
 * The end credits mentioned, "The Venture Bros will return...", while this is a James Bond homage, it is also an unofficial confirmation of season 3 for the Venture Bros.
 * One of the animation directors (Kimson Albert) gets to have a "nickname" inserted into his credits. The nickname is an unusual line or word from the preceding episode.  For "Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part I)" there were no end credits and therefore no inside joke.  However, for "Showdown at Cremation Creek (Part II)" the credit reads Kimson "Your Favorite Quote Here" Albert.
 * David Bowie is portrayed as being heterochromatic, with his right eye being blue and his left eye being red.  Jefferson Twilight is also drawn with a left red eye and a right brown one.
 * The "Astro-Base GO!" logo this usually dipicts Soul-Bot next to an odd person or animal. This episode, however, replaces both with the creators of The Venture Bros., Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer.

Goofs

 * Triana Orpheus (dressed as Princess Tinglepants) can be seen leaving the wedding.
 * As Dean is still wrapped in his fantasy, we are led to assume the epilogue happened shortly after the events of this episode. However, the X-1 was wrecked at the conclusion of the episode.  Airborne, it is still in pristine shape -- even the window is back in place.  Repairs could not have possibly been done that fast -- especially at the bottom of the Grand Canyon (unless, of course, Dr. Orpheus or The Alchemist magically repaired it somehow).
 * They might be flying a different jet than the X-1 as the jet they are flying is colored slightly different
 * The Henchmen say they only have the Monarchmobile and 24's Stanza as means of transport. However, in "Are You There God? It's Me, Dean" the Cocoon is shown equipped with a winged dronecraft (note: this may be for The Monarch's use only)
 * The lack of any aircraft or extra vehicles could also be the result of the destruction of the majority of the Monarch's coccoon seen in the opening montage of the earlier episode "Powerless in the Face of Death."
 * During the battle between Dean and the Insect King, Dean chops off the Insect King's left arm. Throughout the rest of the scene, the amputated limb switches from the left arm to the right arm and back. Of course, this may be due to the fantastic/hallucinatory nature of the scene.
 * Dr. Girlfriend's Queen Etherea costume is slightly different than in the earlier episodes "Victor. Echo. November." and "The Trial of the Monarch."