User:UnusualGazelle

'Welcome... TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN!'

Not really, it's my userpage. Hope you like it here. You probably won't, but you probably won't hate it here either. That's good enough.

General
Name: Han (Surname withdrawn for privacy reasons and legal contract with FedEx Corp. ) Location: Sandiacre, Nottinghamshire/Derbyshire (Depending on source), People's Republic of Soviet Britain, and it's all mighty ruler Gordon Stalin Ethnicity: Chinese 🇨🇳 Gender: Male School: George Spencer Foundation School and Technology College Age: 14 Hobbies: Speaking to watermelons. Personality: What is this personality you speak of? Alter-ego/Sockpuppet: The Stig, Banksy, Jack the Ripper, Robert Mugabe's psychiatrist, User:Willy on Wheels, Jimmy Wales, Zombie Jesus and finally: User:UnusualGazelle Special K?: No thanks.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
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(well duh!)

The Loop
Main Article: Redundancy

Userbox Count
407 as of May 29, 2009. (Get in! If anyone would like to do a recount they're more than welcome to. Is there a leaderboard?)

FAQ
How long did it take you to do that Hypnotoad thing? A: No time at all, I just entered it in one of those generators on the internet.

Are you really the Stig? A: .... --- .-- / -.. .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- ..- -... - / -- -.-- / ... - .. --. -. . ... ... .-.-.-

'''Why? Just why?''' A: Because I said so.

Do you know who I am? A: Richard Curtis?

Why would I be Richard Curtis? A: You have a glint in your eye.

But you've never seen my eye? A: Or have I? Or have I...

No. A: Oh. Sorry then. My mistake.

Do you know the Muffin man? A: Yes, he lives on Drewberry Lane. We go back a long way.

Eh no. It's Drury Lane. A: I know the Muffin Man and you don't. Don't be so silly.

'''How can you splazigate my groderonts?" A: Er, sorry?

Do you know why I called you here? A: Please my lord! I know nothing about the clogged up drainpipes! I swear!

You clogged up the drainpipes?! A: Er... no.

Can I just say that you really are odd for a 14 year old? A: Yes, I'm a bit odd, but the fact that I use proper spelling and grammar does not make my name Sir Winston Diggleby Bufton-Tufton Alfred Duke of Northumberland PhD.

Why do you have so many userboxes? A: Why not?

What kind of answer is that? A: A good one.

How is that a good answer? A: Because I said it was.

Can you make more Formula One season reviews? A: I think you've got the wrong person.

LOLwut? A: Welcome to my world.

'''What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? IS IT A MONSTER?''' A: You need to start trying to avoid this static abuse.

'''But if you're both WoW and Jimmy Wales, then that means Jimmy Wales = Willy on Wheels! Impossible! Is it?''' A: Stranger things have happened.

No they haven't? A: Yes they have. I call myself Jimmy on Wheels.

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