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Kevin Whitney
Kevin Elliott Whitney (born December 25, 1984) is a superstar. He recently graduated from the University of Akron with a BA in Mass Media Communications and is from North Olmsted, Ohio. Kevin is very well known in North Olmsted, mostly due to his quick wit, amazing sense of humor, and absolutely bizarre behavior. He also wrestled for two years at North Olmsted High School, which impressed many people. He is easily a local legend.

The Early Years
Kevin was born on Christmas Day, 1984.

In 1989, he modeled in a Little Tikes catalog.

When Kevin had his first hearing test in Kindergarten, the results showed that he was completely deaf in his left ear. It is presumed that he's been that way since birth.

His elementary school days were rough. Being the small one, he was picked on and beaten up a lot. It was a very traumatic period in his life.

He loved baseball. He followed the Cleveland Indians and played softball every summer.

He also took up guitar lessons in 4th grade and has been playing guitar ever since then. He continued taking lessons all the way through his Senior Year of High School.

Middle school was not much better than his elementary school days.

High School Years
Kevin attended North Olmsted High School (NOHS) from the Fall of 1999 through the Spring of 2003.

His High School years started off on the right path. While eating lunch with his friends, he was invited by two Seniors to join the wrestling team. After a lot of thought, he accepted the invitation, even though he'd never wrestled before. And even more surprising, since the team had nobody to wrestle the 103 pound weight class, Kevin would wrestle on the Varsity team. And that's when people quit picking on him. Kevin would wrestle his freshman and sophomore years.

He started working at Babies R Us in the Spring of 2001 and would work there all the way until August of 2003. He would then return every summer after that through 2005. He was not pleased at all when they would not take him back during the summer of 2006.

Kevin graduated from NOHS in 2003. He would then move on to the University of Akron.

Current Years
Kevin underwent a major overhaul towards the end of 2005 and straight into 2006. Due to problems with relationships and friendships, he decided to change the way he approaches life, the way he acts, and the ways in which he views the world. The results were great, and he was much happier.

Kevin Whitney graduated from the University of Akron on December 13, 2008 in a quick record time of 5 1/2 years. He acquired a BA in Mass Communications and minored in Sales & Marketing Technology. At this point in time, he works at the local WalMart unloading trucks and doing other deeds at the store. He stands out as the absolute best worker there. He is currently looking for jobs elsewhere now that he has completed college and can use his degree to get a MUCH better job. He has said on numerous occasions that he has no plans to work at WalMart forever and has much higher goals, hopes, and dreams.

He is very well known everywhere as "that wrestling guy", due to the fact that he is a wrestling superfan. His simple clothing style of T-shirts and jeans is reminiscent of WWE stars Stone Cold Steve Austin and John Cena.

He is also known to completely own people in debates and arguments.

Make no mistake about it: Kevin Whitney equals greatness.

Quotations

 * A-HA!
 * I don't care who you are...
 * Your mom's a computer.
 * What a concept.
 * I'm a true American hero!
 * I don't back down and I never quit.
 * WOO WOO WOO!