User:UrbalT

Introduction
Hi, you've reached my user page! I generally go by the online nickname UrbalT, pronounced like "Herbal Tea" - from which the name originally comes. I'm tall, fit, and like long walks on the beach. No really, I actually do like long walks on the beach! I'm overworked and underpaid, which is not actually a joke. I'll probably add more to this later.

It goes to note, that dispite what others may think, I do indeed enjoy massive quatities of musical reverberations, however tell not others of this.

Failed Wikipedia articles
These are Wikipedia articles I've started that were deleted shortly thereafter. I hope this doesn't grow too long...

The Mighty Adventures of Silver's Spleen
As originally entered for the article of the same name. First Wikipedia contribution as a registered user, and it's deleted in five minutes. I'm such a bad person.

History
Did I ever tell you my plan of what I'll do with my body when I die? I donate all my organs but two, and cremate my body. My left kidney goes into an ornate silver kidney-shaped casket, buried in the forest with a simple stone. I have my spleen cut into tiny pieces, and attached to tiny parachutes, then pieces of my spleen are sent on adventures around the world to explore where I have not yet been. Then someone can write a story of all the people who have been affected in some way by my touring spleen pieces. <3

Tale the First
Imagine, your house is being robbed... The robbers are standing on your lawn, pushing your belongings into their van. THEN! Lo and behold! A piece of spleen comes from the sky! It drops on the robber, he screams in fright! You take the time to rush into the house and dial 911 having memorized the license plate of the van. The robbers are caught two blocks down--all thanks to my spleen.

Tale the Second
You're watching the sunset and suddenly the silhouette of a spleen piece and a parachute drift romantically through your view.