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Urinal Lovers: is a group started by Ashley Livingston, on the Northeastern State University's Campus on 1/21/2021. It stands for women's rights to use urinals, and rebels against the gentrified urinals in most men's public bathrooms. They also raise money to financially support those who have been bullied for their love of urinals. There is no judgement for these people, however, there has been some hate groups who spit in the face of urinal lovers. Some of these names include, but are not limited to, Morgan, Gracie, Machenna, and Emily. If these parties are seen the members of the Urinal Lovers Club are to pee on them immediately. Here is a copy of some of the cruel and demeaning words these despicable people use when a Urinal Lover shows their true self.

Morgan:"Stop" "Put your phone away" "No" "I don't claim her."

Machenna:"Ashley what the heck" "I'm going to pretend you didn't say that" "Are you kidding me?" "Did you do this instead of doing your homework?" "That's literally the very essence of procrastination."

Emily:"I-" "Ok Ashley" "Bro do your hw"

Gracie:"ash..." "laughing/crying face emojis"

As you can guess most of this harassment incidents have occurred over snapchat. The police have been notified, but every call has ended with either; "I don't get paid enough for this.", "laughter", "Not my department.", and "If you keep calling you will receive a fine and go to jail! Understand?". It has been noted in the Urinal Lovers handbook that the police are our enemies, and if a member sees one they are not to directly pee on them. This rule was instated after one member was arrested for doing said thing. May Darrell rest in peace.

Let it be noted that Gracie is no longer considered an enemy of Urinal Lovers, yet an ally. Here is a document of her support. Again, these events happened over the widely known Urinal Lovers app known as Snapchat.

Gracie:"I mean you still can (pee in a urinal)" "ready aim fire" We thank Gracie for her service.

As part of our history we recount, together, the invigorating speech Ashley gave, over Snapchat, that started the Urinal Lovers Movement.

Ashley:"I am currently in the men's restroom in the library because the women's is out of order and I'm too lazy to go to another floor to pee." "Urinals are cool!!" "Have you guys ever flushed one? Amazing!!" "I wish I could pee in a urinal. That's a lot cooler than a toilet. Why do men get the cool waste removal technologies?" "GIF of urinals in a row" "I like urinals sue me." "There like roller coasters for pee." "Really I'm kinda upset that they are gentrified. I want to pee in a urinal." "So bad" "Your right.  Next week on Tuesday at 1100p I will be using a urinal in the library." "I'm excited." "I freaking love urinals"

We have finally settled on a flag. The yellow represents pee. The white represents urinals. The black represents our anger at the unfair gentrification of urinals. In the middle of the flag you will see a splash of pee as it hits the urinal. Some say that it is the sun, representing our bright future, and while our future is bright, it really is a splash of pee.

Click to see our flag

Another unique factor of Urinal Lovers is our Anthem. It is sung to the tune of "Be A Man", and was written by Ashley Livingston, after yet again being harassed for her love of urinals.

"Let's get down to business

In the Bathroom ones

We are the daughters

Who want the toilets of sons

We will keep on fighting

through it all

Nothing will stop us

From using urinals

We will pee on every

Single foe we see

If you want to fight us

You will face the pee

You will stay out of our way

Or you will face our wrath

We will take all urinals in our path

I'll pee til my death

Come on and sue me

Yes that's my name don't wear it out

I love urinals more than breathe

Yes I love to pee

Until urinals for all we will shout

Go and Pee

Stream as swift as a coursing river

Go and Pee

With all the force of a great typhoon

Go and Pee

With all the strength of a raging fire

Yellow as a crusty bathroom

Pee is always flowing

And I know why

It must never stop

Til Urinals are nigh

We will pee on you

so pack up go home your through

Cause I will go and pee on you

Go and Pee

Stream as swift as a coursing river

Go and Pee

With all the force of a great typhoon

Go and Pee

With all the strength of a raging fire

Crusty as a middle school bathroom

Go and Pee

Stream as swift as a coursing river

Go and Pee

With all the force of a great typhoon

Go and Pee

With all the strength of a raging fire

Crusty as an NSU bathroom"

The End

A video of this anthem will be uploaded and sung by Ashley.

We would like to acknowledge a list of the members of the Urinal Lovers Club at NSU;

President and founder-Ashley

Members-Ciera

Informant-Kaden

Please stay tuned for more Urinal Lovers Media Coverage. As you know Wikipedia is the only place that allows the Urinal Lovers club to release there media. Wattpad deleted our manual, so we are working on restoring it and releasing it out into the public again via Wikipedia.