User:Useight/Complaints

This page details some of the more interesting vandalism that has occurred in my userspace.


 * 1) Apparently, I'm a fool.
 * 2) Or am I foolish? There's apparently a difference.
 * 3) Or do I need a bunch of sample images on my userpage?
 * 4) On the other hand, some say I'm a player.
 * 5) Some suggest that I get laid.
 * 6) Meanwhile, others think my userpage should be blank.
 * 7) Or should my userpage be used to ask me questions?
 * 8) Some would call me a bum.
 * 9) Or say that I suck.
 * 10) Another option is to use my talkpage for sarcasm.
 * 11) Apparently I don't edit crap.
 * 12) Turns out I'm actually 42 years old.
 * 13) No wait, I'm only 41. And a Mormon.
 * 14) And I guess nobody likes me.
 * 15) I should go eat cornflakes.
 * 16) I was sarcastically told to buy a Wii.
 * 17) For a least the second time, my page is apparently better blank.
 * 18) Diesel is the best drink.
 * 19) No one likes me and I should get a life.
 * 20) An IP told me I was temporarily blocked.
 * 21) I work at McDonald's.