User:User069

Well hi there, I didn't see ya come in.

I'm User069 and I figured that since i've been in this hotel room for the past 5 years, I would make a list of some things i have learnt, and also some of my favorite things in this world.

So for things I have learned...

1. Don't get involved with the Cartel

2. Or the automated vandalism filters on Wikipedia (hey that's you guys)!!!

3. The NSA is your friend

4. Penguins are cool

5. Ice is cold...mostly

6. φ is pronounced "phi" not "phi"

7. Some guns are heavy

8. Also so are some penises

9. I also have a dog

10. Cluebot ng sucks and the page telling that it has no right to exist is completely correct and I agree all%

11. The Lorax

And now here are the things that are my favorite...

1. The coffee makers in your hotel room

2. Getting to live in a hotel room

3. Room service is pretty great

4. I like indoor swimming pools

5. That neat little toolbar thing on the left-hand side of your Wikipedia page

6. Hyphens (see-above)

11. Ὧ

8. Backpacks

12. I guess that is it