User:User1812011

Sock puppet to enable some WP tools for someone exclusively editing as an Anonymous user.

=IMPORTANT NOTICE= This user does NOT take part in WPs message system because he edits anonymously and will NOT check the talk page. Should you want to address this user's edits, please refer to the corresponding articles's talk page.

Clarification
If you want to leave me a message (AND want it to be really read), please do so on the articles' talk page. To spell it out again: I invoke my right to edit anonymously.

Or would you rather I left my talk page open and ignored it? More honest to tell where other users, anonymous or otherwise, can leave messages that are read, don't you think? If that's what you like, I can very well let you leave messages I don't read on my talk page, but for those interested in entering discussion about topics, they should be aware that the right place to do so is in the corresponding article - thereby also getting other users' attention so they can do changes if I take a WP-break.

Welcome to Wikipedia
Allow me to do that crap myself:

''Welcome to Wikipedia, such a perfect town

''Here we have some rules, let us lay them down:

''Don't make waves, stay in line

''And we'll get along fine

''WP is a perfect place

''Please keep off of the grass

''Shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE!

''WP is, WP is

''WP is a perfect... place!

--User1812011 (talk) 22:27, 24 January 2011 (UTC)

I love that tone. Sounds good to me. My morale is lifted. - May I continue working now?