User:UserA38HF4

"Gosh, the female form is swell. Back when people recognized that men and women are different."

I’m UserA38HF4, and I have an interest in rescuing obscure historical moments from the 20th century. When I try to find these obscure artifacts, I try to find as much information as I can about them and share them here so they can be discovered easily by others.

It’s important to take note of these historical things before they fade away permanently. I want to make the past much more clear and interesting to everyone, and paint my own picture of 20th century American history.

The past connects much more with me than the present does, and I’ve devoted my life to continuing on the traditions and excitement of a wonderfully warm, never to be forgotten era.

My eventual goal is to write a book comprising all of my discoveries, some of which I consider to be more important than finding the Ark of the Covenant. When finished, it will be a groundbreaking and historical accomplishment that will be read for generations to come.

A list of some of the topics that will likely be mentioned in this upcoming book:
 * The Ed Wynn Show (CBS, 1949-50) — TV show I watched daily from September 2012-June 8, 2014. I will analyze how it’s connected to the “Germanfest” event held in Topeka, Kansas.
 * Beat the Clock (CBS, 1950-58) Analyzing the earliest years of the show (1950-52), which is very poorly documented. Will include a chapter on a March 1951 episode that featured 300 Boy Scouts appearing on stage with “Roxanne”, the show’s main assistant. I researched this topic for months on end, from October 2020-April 2021. Never-before seen correspondence regarding this show will be revealed for its 75th anniversary.
 * George & Germaine Briant, a long-married couple from Hammond, Louisiana that was married for 83 years and 192 days. May include analyses of other long-married couples as well.
 * Herbie Kay (1904-1944) and a new, groundbreaking biography of the obscure 1930s bandleader, featuring a complete analysis of the band’s 1935 song “Rhythm Steps”.
 * Carole Lombard and a scientific analysis of her stint as a Mack Sennett “Bathing Beauty” from approx. 1927-29. Includes the answers to the decades-long questions and curiosity surrounding her intense attractiveness during this period, as well as pictures from short films that only exist in film archives (e.g., “The Swim Princess” (1928).
 * New Coke, because why the heck not. Will examine claims that the product was still being sold on the American islands of Yap and American Samoa as late as 2009.
 * A singular moment broadcast on Red Eye Radio on December 21, 2022, in which host Gary McNamara talked about his last day of high school at Kenmore West Senior High School in Tonawanda, New York during May 1973. “When I went to high school, there were people I know that were incredibly sad that it’s over. I was like: Yee-haw!!!”
 * All of this and more, including a special chapter explaining how all of these seemingly mundane subjects can all be connected together to create the basis for American society today.

Thanks for reading. Now go to bed, your grandkids are coming over in the morning. Simple as the day is long…