User:Usmcgf/Greggers

The Greggers (Gregus Pearsonan), the cutest North American male, is an endangered male species found only in North America. The Greggers lifespan is estimated to be 85 to 100 years in the wild. There is an estimate of only 1+ left in the wild.

Physical Characteristics

Adult Greggers are white with a tuft of light brown fuzz located ontop of the head.Hair may also be found on all four limbs as well as in the axillary region. Lance Corporal Greggers are pale brown on all limbs and have a slightly pale backside and breast. The species stands nearly 1.7 meters (5 feet, 10 inches.) Males weigh on average 65kg (145lb).

 Habitat 

The Greggers' breeding habitat is the area of Central North America known as St. Louis, MO; the only known remaining nesting location is Twentynine Palms, CA and the surrounding area. When migrating to California, they nest on the ground, usually when in the field. The Greggers is endangered mainly as a result of identity loss. At one time, the life for these males extended throughout midwestern North America. In 2007, the wild population consisted 1 bird with a happy life. Since then, the Marine Corps has taken all happiness and joy out of the Greggers life. Removing it from its family and known surroundings puts the Greggers at deep risk for depression.

 Predators 

Among the many potential nest and brood predators include the Iraqis and the Afghanistani Taliban. Adults have very few predators, as even black bears are unlikely to be able to take one down. The scorpian is the only natural predator known to be both powerful and stealthy enough to prey on adult Greggers away from their nesting grounds

 Diet 

Greggers are omnivorous and slightly more inclined to animal material than most other males. In their California wintering grounds, this species feeds on various burgers, sandwhiches, fries(such as curly), milk, small fat kid cakes and energy drinks. Potential foods of breeding Greggers in Missouri include Ihop, Chee Burger Chee Burger, McDonalds, Lion's Choice, Jack n The Box, Popcorn, and Macaroni.

 Mating 

Young adult Greggers are usually very fond of like age humanoid females; however,the only instinctive sexual attraction is to the North American Coleybear. The Coleybear migrates to California as well, and may be the reason for the Greggers' movement to the same area. Although the Gregger/ Coleybear mating has not been witnessed it is believed that it can last for days, and much energy is exerted. Experts estimate that it looks like sexual rituals of silver back gorillas, and is likely the most beautiful phenomenon that takes place in nature.