User:Uuuyyyhhjjki2/sandbox

The dingleberry wars were fought in 1059 AD (After Dingle) beetwen 3 main factions: The Dingleberries, the Crazy Cats and the Silly Dogs.

1057 AD (Prewar period)

King dingleberry the 1st, Sherbert, launches an aggressive silly juice mining operation in international waters. The crazy cats send a naval task force (Task force 141) to intercept the silly tankers. The tanker was followed by Carrier strike group D1NGL3B3RR7. The warships detect eachother with RADAR, and king dingleberry is forced to call the Crazy Cats to assure a war doesnt start. Thanks in part to the Silly Dogs, they are able to reach a deal where both factions can use the silly mining center. 2 years later, in 1059, King dingleberry the 1st dies. He is replaced by his heir, YourlovelyPayer. The cats, believing that the empire has been weakened, destroy the mining center. They also cut off any communications with both factions.

1059-1060 (Silly ocean campaign)

General Cringleberry and Zingleberry immediately respond to the attacks by mobilizing all planes aboard aircraft carrier Bingle boy and dinglelander. 70 jets strong, they attack the Crazy cat's naval taskforce n destroy 2 cruisers, 1 submarine, 3 destroyers and 1 aircraft carrier.

The remaining members of the task force approached the juice drill, where 37 tomahawk cruise missiles shot out of the RAVEN Anti-naval battires. With their 70% accuracy, they sunk another 8 ships. The task force lost its capabilities, and the rig wasnt damaged.

1060-1060 (Ground campaign)

The ground campaign was short lived. General snowberry advanced trough northen crazycatsia on the 24th of october 1060, when the temperatures were frigid. The crazy army lost over 700 cats and 46 armoured vehicles, about 60% of their fighting strenght. Under orders from Crazy cat high command and president Zigga7x 80% of reserves were mobilised (over 5.000 soldiers) to fight the attacking armies.

On november 2nd 1060 the belligerents met in the small town of kitica. Crazy Cat soldiers were unexperienced and often underequipped, leading to a devastating defeat. General snowberry was able to pierce enemy lines and flank remaining troops, who often hid in buildings. This wouldn't result in success, but rather make them less mobile and easy to encircle. After 2 hours, the death toll reached 3.000 ( 2.500 crazy cats and 500 dingleberries. )

1061 - 1063 (Fall of Krazy Katia)

After the capture of kitica, the doors to Krazy Katia were open. Multiple berry battalions approached and besieged the city, cutting off all supplies and communications with the use of Berry technologies BRRY-5 Radio obfuscator, which is normally used to encrypt radio within dingleberry lands but it has found a new use thanks to zingleberry's genius. After 8 months of little to no fighting except the occasional skirmishes, the dingleberry forces received information from spies that certain krazy kat battalions had run out of ammo, and would be unable to supply soldiers. It was estimated now that a majority of kats only carried 2 magazines of ammo and it was finally decided to launch the military operation that would eventually result in the capture of the city. By the 25th of june 1062 the outskirts of krazy katia had fallen, while the kats mostly fought using captured equipment from enemy troops, guns from residents of the city, ammo being supplied by partisans that passed the dingleberry lines and explosives/melee weapons. By the 10th of january 1063 the dingleberries entered the city centre of the capital. By then kats forces have been reduced to small remnants of battalions and partisan forces fighting independently. Following 10 hours of heavy shelling, the last soldiers of the kats surrendered, and the parliament was captured. This marked the fall of the city.