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Elmoism religion

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A long, long, long, time ago in the land of Elmo, lived a king name Elmo, who was consider a god among humans. They believe that elmo made the heaven and the earth. They believe that he created the human race, it says in the elmo bible that elmo mace the world by farting out a cloud of particles. He then made man of his very own feces with a hint of dirt that was on the ground. He shaped the man and name him Adam, And it is said that he told Adam to go and name all the creatures that elmo has set in the world. Adam did so and after a long time of doing it elmo saw that he was lonely and so ask adam to form a female. So Adam did by mixing his feces with his pee and so she arose and she was name eve. After a long long time elmo came to earth and was put in a red puppet. We see this puppet every day on a tv show call sesame street, The people who believe know that the red puppet is the true elmo but he is not the puppet he is a god. And so it is manditory, when you see him on, to poop yourself and pee your self while saying" elmo the great god of all". It also says that if you believe in this religion and you lose your believe and takes elmos name in vain then he will go in your mind and turn your brain to feces and it will poor out your eyes, mouth, ears, nose.

Background It is said that elmo came out of the blue for even we don't know how he came to be. But anyone who is a true believer of the religion would still say that he is in the god of all worlds and of the universe. The only thing that they know of him is his years on earth as a puppet that was created by Kevin clash from a show call sesame street in the early 70's. The members of this belief know that Elmo is not a puppet but a god in a puppet form. In this religion you must watch all the shows about Elmo and you have to wear all of his products and have all the toys. you have to understand who Elmo is and you have to download the bible of Elmo and read it every day and recite it to all your fellow brothers and sisters. It is also say that when you hit a certain age that you should be married by the paster of an Elmo church.

--VFm3ci61 (talk) 18:44, 13 December 2013 (UTC)vFm3ci61