User:Val42/Robert Lund


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Robert Lund is a music producer for Citadel Communications Corporation. He started doing a few parodies for the radio stations that he worked for, mostly K-Bull 93 FM and B98.7 FM in Salt Lake City, Utah. It turned into more and more frequent parodies until there were enough to release an album followed by others. The lyrics are sometimes written by others, but the songs are performed by Robert Lund.

Counterfeit Country (1995)

 * 1) Any Woman of Mine (3:04) &mdash; Parody of "Any Man of Mine"
 * 2) Frankenstein (2:20) &mdash; Parody of "Sold"
 * 3) 6 Boys 4 Girls (3:02) &mdash; Parody of "1 Boy 1 Girl"
 * 4) Check Yes Or No (3:06) &mdash; Parody of "Check Yes or No"
 * 5) I Scratch It I Pinch It (3:17) &mdash; Parody of "I Like It I Love It"
 * 6) Play That Country Music Cowboy (3:04) &mdash; Parody of "Play that Funky Music White Boy"
 * 7) Why Did She Hit Me (1:57) &mdash; Parody of "Shut Up and Kiss Me"
 * 8) Fast Food (3:23) &mdash; Parody of "Fast as You"
 * 9) Paddle My Bum (3:00) &mdash; Parody of "Little Drummer Boy"
 * 10) Carter Got Run Over By A John Deere (3:20) &mdash; Parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Quaker Notes (1996)

 * 1) Crust on his Bottom (2:24) &mdash; Parody of "Dust on the Bottle"
 * 2) Girls Do It (4:01) &mdash; Parody of "Guys Do It"
 * 3) Time Marches On (2:59) &mdash; Parody of "Time Marches On"
 * 4) Bigger Than a Buick Regal (3:47) &mdash; Parody of "Bigger than the Beatles"
 * 5) Every Man (1:59) &mdash; Parody of "Every Woman"
 * 6) Cheese and Macaroni (2:53) &mdash; Parody of "Macarena"
 * 7) Someone Else's Car (2:21) &mdash; Parody of "Someone Else's Star"
 * 8) Gone Hunting (2:40) &mdash; Parody of "Gone Country"
 * 9) Saw Her Giving Birth (3:52) &mdash; Parody of "No One Else on Earth"
 * 10) Great Salt Lake Stank (2:24) &mdash; Parody of "Money in the Bank"
 * 11) Really Much to Different (3:53) &mdash; Parody of "Not that Different"
 * 12) Fever Blister (2:30) &mdash; Parody of "Fever"
 * 13) Hill (3:14) &mdash; Parody of "Still"

Lund's Looney Tunes (1996)

 * 1) Cheese &amp; Macaroni (2:50) &mdash; Parody of "Macarena"
 * 2) Basketball John (3:36) &mdash; Parody of "Basket Ball Jones"
 * 3) Popcorn Poppin' (1:51) &mdash; Parody of "Do Wa Diddy/Popcorn Poppin' on the Apricot Tree"
 * 4) Everybody Get Jazzed (3:15) &mdash; Original song
 * 5) Dark or White (3:26) &mdash; Parody of "Black or White"
 * 6) I Missed You (1:52) &mdash; Parody of "I Missed You"
 * 7) Tribute to Utah (3:21) &mdash; Parody of "Kokomo"
 * 8) Karl Malone Song (2:34) &mdash; Original song
 * 9) Paddle My Bum (3:00) &mdash; Parody of "Little Drummer Boy"
 * 10) Cup-A-Coco (0:35) Parody of "Copacabana"
 * 11) Too Much Construction (1:20) &mdash; Parody of "Satisfaction"
 * 12) I Love Basketball (2:50) &mdash; Parody of "I Love Rock & Roll"
 * 13) Nothing Like a Grizzly Game (2:00) &mdash; Parody of "Nothing Like a Dame"
 * 14) 76 Potholes (1:44) &mdash; Parody of "Seventy-Six Trombones"
 * 15) They Want It (2:08) &mdash; Parody of "You Got it"
 * 16) Refund (1:52) &mdash; Parody of "Respect"
 * 17) Fools on the Hill (2:33) &mdash; Parody of "Fool on the Hill"
 * 18) Light Rail (1:26) &mdash; Parody of "Petty Coat Junction"
 * 19) Fair Song (1:53) &mdash; Parody of "Hair"
 * 20) We're Not in the Choir (2:56) &mdash; Parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire"
 * 21) Enid Greene Song (1:44) &mdash; Parody of "Dream Dream Dream"
 * 22) Your Mama (2:58) &mdash; Original song
 * 23) Ice Cream Song (1:26) &mdash; Parody of "My Girl"
 * 24) Barbecue (1:40) &mdash; Parody of "Barbara Ann"
 * 25) Keep on a Buzzin' Me (1:21) &mdash; Parody of "Keep on a Rockin"
 * 26) Hard Dogs Life (1:38) &mdash; Parody of "Hard Days Night"

Traffic Jamzz (1997)

 * 1) Can't Get Around (2:09) &mdash; Parody of "I Get Around"
 * 2) Duh Duh Duh (1:38) &mdash; Parody of "Da Da Da"
 * 3) A Whole New Road (3:53) &mdash; Parody of "A Whole New World"
 * 4) It's I-15 (2:08) &mdash; Parody of "All for You"
 * 5) How Bizarre In My Car (2:40) &mdash; Parody of "How Bizarre"
 * 6) Traffic Jam (3:30) &mdash; Original song
 * 7) Orange Barrel Polka (1:59) &mdash; Parody of "Beer Barrel Polka"
 * 8) Man I Hate This Feelin' (2:43) &mdash; Parody of "Hooked on a Feeling"
 * 9) Six Deer on the Road (2:03) &mdash; Parody of "Six Days on the Road"
 * 10) Can't Find My Exit (2:03) &mdash; Parody of obsession"
 * 11) Too Much Construction (1:20) &mdash; Parody of "Satisfaction"
 * 12) Tearin' Up All The Streets (2:20) &mdash; Parody of "Takin' It to the Streets"
 * 13) Pitiful Potholes (1:52) Parody of "Beautiful People"
 * 14) Eve of Construction (1:10) parody of "Eve of Destruction"
 * 15) 76 Potholes (1:44) &mdash; Parody of "Seventy-Six Trombones"
 * 16) Hill (3:15) &mdash; Parody of "Still"
 * 17) I-15 Interview]] (3:31)
 * 18) 12 Days of Utah Christmas (3:54) &mdash; Parody of "Twelve Days of Christmas"

His Best Stupid Songs of 1998 (1998)

 * 1) Salt Lake Lovin'
 * 2) Church Bazaar
 * 3) Country Paradise
 * 4) Brown Pinto
 * 5) Kung Fu Karl
 * 6) Titanic L.A.
 * 7) Ticket to Buy
 * 8) Big Butt
 * 9) Jazz Baby
 * 10) Dog Gone and Done It
 * 11) Ah-Choo!
 * 12) Only Pick and Roll (But I Like It)
 * 13) The Waiting is the Hardest Part
 * 14) God Bless Utah
 * 15) Old Pals Are Now Gals
 * 16) Gimme the Title
 * 17) Flood Waters
 * 18) Frying
 * 19) Carrying a Gun ... With Me
 * 20) Jazz-A-Wumba
 * 21) What's Your Sign?
 * 22) Slap Someone
 * 23) Clean Underwear
 * 24) What If Elvis Came Back Like That?

Bill Clinton's Biggest Hits... on Women, Volume 1 (1998)

 * 1) Monica's File
 * 2) Make It Sleezy
 * 3) Oval Office Ride
 * 4) Have a Fling & Lie
 * 5) Lookin' For Love
 * 6) How Bizarre That Ken Star
 * 7) Took the Intern Home
 * 8) Eve of Obstruction
 * 9) I'm Just a Big Fat Liar
 * 10) They Want It
 * 11) Refund
 * 12) The Lady is a Tramp
 * 13) Kenneth Pity Star
 * 14) Lie's Been Good to Me
 * 15) Tubby Humping
 * 16) Obstruction of Justice
 * 17) Patriotic Medley: A Tribute to Miss America
 * 18) Hillary's Billy's Willy

Let's Parody Like It's 1999 (1999)

 * 1) Scandal in Salt Lake City
 * 2) Hillary
 * 3) Y2K
 * 4) Wife of a Big Name
 * 5) It's Al's Party
 * 6) Could Bribe Nations
 * 7) Give War a Chance
 * 8) Livin' with Master Yoda
 * 9) Bye-Bye Mr. President Guy
 * 10) Parody Like It's 1999
 * 11) Kosovo
 * 12) House of the Smoking Gun
 * 13) Waco
 * 14) Grandma's in His Head
 * 15) Bush
 * 16) The Bradley Bunch
 * 17) Fools on the Hill
 * 18) Dark or White
 * 19) Public Service Announcement (Hard Dog's Life)
 * 20) Ugly Man
 * 21) Underwear

Totally Jazzed (2000)

 * 1) I'm Lovin' It!
 * 2) Basketball John
 * 3) Jazz Mambo 2000
 * 4) Shoot The Ball Ball
 * 5) I'm A Believer
 * 6) Utah Rocks
 * 7) Gimme Dat Ring
 * 8) Kung Fu Karl
 * 9) Who's Horny?
 * 10) B.E.A.R.
 * 11) Walk Like A Nigerian
 * 12) Jazz Baby
 * 13) Everybody Get Jazzed
 * 14) Karl Malona
 * 15) Jazz-A-Wumba
 * 16) I'm A Rockets Fan
 * 17) We Are The Jazz
 * 18) Wear Purple
 * 19) We Beat L.A. 2000
 * 20) Jerry And The Jazz
 * 21) Karl Malone Song
 * 22) Only Pick-n-Roll (But I Like It)
 * 23) Titanic L.A.
 * 24) Ticket To Buy
 * 25) Little Ditty 'Bout The Utah Jazz
 * 26) The Jazz Song
 * 27) Sweep
 * 28) Utah Jazz Won't Be Denied
 * 29) Gimme The Title
 * 30) Thorne Is Watching You

Elves Gone Wild (2003)

 * 1) Nuttin' but Spam
 * 2) Ding, Fries are Done
 * 3) Paddle my Bum
 * 4) Every Toy You Break
 * 5) I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas
 * 6) Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer
 * 7) Maxed out Credit Cards
 * 8) Pinecones and Halle Berry
 * 9) Police Nabbed My Dad
 * 10) Santa
 * 11) What Tie is This?
 * 12) Overdecorated
 * 13) Who Let the Elves Out?
 * 14) I'll Be Broke For Christmas
 * 15) Twelve Utah Christmases
 * 16) A Few Resolutions
 * 17) Oh My Heck!
 * 18) Jello
 * 19) Superfrog
 * 20) Pepsi Blue

Workin' the Glory (2006)

 * 1) Bozeman, Montana
 * 2) Living in the Maternity Ward
 * 3) I Love Casserole
 * 4) Give a Talk at the Fireside
 * 5) Man! I Feel Like a Mormon
 * 6) Jell-O
 * 7) Livin' in Provo, Utah
 * 8) Mormon Woman
 * 9) Stuck in Moroni Again
 * 10) My Minivan's Busted
 * 11) JE-OPA-RDY Jennings
 * 12) Everybody Was Proselyting]]
 * 13) Singles Love
 * 14) Noah
 * 15) Rise and Shout
 * 16) Twelve Utah Christmases

External link
Robert Lund's website