User:VanWhack

Van Whack Media (VWM), the major fictional coorporation created by the Fictional Johan Van Whack, is a widespread but not well known media company. They have produced several short films starting with "Impressing Mr. Mutant: Director's Cut", a revamped version of a messy film made by the only real person in the ranks of VWM, Johnny Allen. It was the first film produced by Johan Van Whack and was re-dubbed to include new dialogue and a better soundtrack (The original consisted of Allen's whistling and making the noise of the music himself). Over the past years they have produced four live action films, three of which were seperate incarnations of 'Woodses Burning', a short docu-comedy about a car on fire in a housing estate in Dublin, which evolved over two remakes to a drama about how Johnny Allen filmed the incident. More recently Allen made 'The Moyler 5th Year LCAs in "Operation Santa Clause: The Stewart's Hospital Project Christmas 2006"', and is currently working on 'The Gunslinger' a special effects laden action film with a set release date of February 1st, 2008.

Future Van Whack Presentations hopefully will include

Woodses Burning 2 Impressing Mr. Mutant (2008) Amazing Mr. Mutant (2010) Poison (20...) and The Carpenters (20...)

This is VanWhack signing off. For Now, Watch the Skies. And youtube. Only if you like us.